let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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