Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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