Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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