It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
She bit a glass in half.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You were trust falling into bushes
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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