What did we do last night that was yellow?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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