About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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