honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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