she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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