I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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