I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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