dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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