The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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