Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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