Don't you send me to vm
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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