I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
