your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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