i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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