You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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