I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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