walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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