If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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