I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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