Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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