Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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Less talking, more tequila
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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