But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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