I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
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This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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