Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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