I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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