I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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