the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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