is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
