He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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