carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
