I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Buhtt sex?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
