It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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