So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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