You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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