Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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