You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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