So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
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