You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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