there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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