I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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