Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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