Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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