I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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