i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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