I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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