Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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