Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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