how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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