I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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