You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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