She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I am naked and annoyed.
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