Capitaan dildo arrescate!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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