Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
well you can't waste a boner
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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