talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
