Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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