I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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