I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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