Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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